I’m the witch that won’t turn you into a frog because amphibians are people, too.

UNHHHHhh meme || always accepting

                  laurence  nearly  chokes  when  lucius  introduces  himself.  brown  eyes  go  wide  and  he  has  to  clear  his  throat  awkwardly.  he  hopes  the  lady  doesn’t  notice  the  way  his  face  twists  in  amusement.  

                  he  steps  forward,  smiling  and  extending  his  hand.    and  i’m  an  award-winning  life  coach  who’s  been  dead  for  25  years.  it’s  a  pleasure  to  meet  you,  ma'am.    it’s  really  hard  not  to  laugh  at  this  point  but  he’s  valiantly  holding  it  together.